Talking mik
via youtube.com
You know that we are all lost when the milk talks. This is the beginning of forever and forever and, of course, the end of times.
adocalypse
Advertising will end on the 22nd of October 2010.
Chicken Heaven
via youtube.com
This seemingly innocent advertisement would appear to be proclaiming the virtues of „chicken heaven“. Keen observers and advertising conspiracy theorists like my good self know better. There is, of course, the usual apocalyptic imagery that has been placed within these terrifying forty three seconds. Far more chilling, however, are the final words; yes, the final deception.
Chicken Heaven.
Chicken Heaven is clearly a reference to chapter 19 verse 21 from the Book of Revelations. I quote (the King James Bible):
“And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.”
I’ll leave it up to you to make the connection between the rider (The Rider on the White Horse) and the crashing waves of the supposed surf scene (White Horses), but the cunning role reversal of man and fowl in this advert leaves us wondering; who will be gorging on who when judgment comes?
Frankly, the fear does not stop with this. In order to complete the true horror of this advertisement it has actually been implanted into a deeply apocalyptic piece of popular television.
The deception has always been with us. You have just never noticed.
TLC - The Lamb Cometh
At first glance this would appear to be a television advert. For something like yoghurt, It's not. It's a sign.
Notice the nightmarish brightness and the colour? Notice that the scales on the fruit and vegetable stand are pointing to 12 a clear reference to "the woman and the dragon"! These are frightening times with frightening signs my friends.
But let's look a little closer. There's more.
The animated section isn't, in fact, showing us how the product will make your visit to the lavatory more pleasurable. It's a symbol of birth (another reference to the woman and the dragon? Sun? Stars?), a symbol of arrival that is highlighted with pagan folly in the closing section with large glowing letters in the sky: TLC.
The Lamb Cometh.
There will be war in heaven.
We are doomed.
The signs are everywhere.
The signs are everywhere! Can you see them shining is the sky, on your screens, on the radio airwaves, in print and in your head? The signs are in the bar codes too if you look carefully; he's hidden in the codes - the beast. The end is coming of this you can be sure. You can trust me on this one because it's what I do. I've being studying the signs for, like, ages! I've become like an expert in it! I call it advertising conspiracy theory which makes me an advertising conspiracy theorist.
There's not many of these about at the moment, but I'm sure over time you'll see more and more of us popping up over the place - seeing the signs and writing about them. You should take heed of what we say. You should start watching the signs and I'll be helping you by reporting every single indication of our impending doom.
Greetings and Doxology!
